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Ten Questions With Bruce Mitchell

The time has finally come. The crack GumGod detective agency has scoured the retirement communities and McDonald's of North Carolina and finally tracked down the whereabouts of one Bruce Mitchell. You all know Bruce, he's the "Greatest Writer That Ever Lived". Luckily, we were able to tear him away from his typewriter for a few seconds to answer some important questions:

1. You caused quite a stir on the VIP with your column "Culture of Death" but you never explained exactly what it is *you* have done to help the industry. Surely you gave at least some of the money you've gotten from the Torch to the families of the wrestlers you've written about, right?

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2. Or are you more of a Do As I Say, Not As I Do type of guy?

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3. How does a person with a full time job get so much time to post on an internet message board anyway? Doesn't your significant other get upset?

BM:

4. Can you even remember the last time you liked wrestling?

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5. Does Wade discount your paycheck for a mailed in Mojo Recap like the readers discount your skills as a serious writer for doing it?

BM:

6. You often comment on the WWE's lack of producing new stars, but when was the last time *you* put over a writer on the Torch?

BM:

7. I mean, you're not going to write forever are you? You're already 40 years old and writing about shows aimed at teenagers.

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8. Don't get so angry, Hulk I thought its supposed to be fun pushing people's buttons?

BM:

9. Is it true that outside of "10 Questions" and the "Year End Wrestling Quiz" you haven't had an original gimmick in over a decade? Even Pat McNeill has the bar thing going for him...

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10. How does it feel to be replaced as the best humor writer and see James Guttman take away your "best columnist title"?

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