Behold! Heretofore the greatest email Derek has ever
Sun, 13 Mar 2005 10:50:10 -0500
Subject: Couple of
To Feinstein's load catcher,
What is your obsession with
linking to Amazon? Are you that f*cking
materialistic that you have to push
that shit on others? Also, do you
ever find it ironic that you spent a great
deal of time ragging
Bethel, yet all evidence points to you, yourself being
gay on a level
that only Rob Feinstein, Pat Patterson, Elton John, Liberace, and
Keller have previously achieved? You practically salivate over
chested spot monkeys like Spanky, Evans, Hart, and all the rest of
"Buck O' Five" weighing femme ROH ring crew workers posing
wrestlers. One can almost see you becoming disgustingly aroused
you watch them. It truly is quite sad.
Your total blind devotion to ROH will come to an end as soon as
Feinstein starts up his "competing"
promotion though, won't it?
Because anyone who has read your detritus for any
length of time,
knows you certainly love to line Rob's pockets. One wonders
you and he have lined?
Your review of his latest attempt to
fund his growing young boy
porn/bait collection was also very telling about
Burgan. Now I wonder WHY you would think something
Hall's genitals and male on male fellation [sic] would be "the
ever!!!"? Oh wait...because you are a flamingly
materialistic, Feinstein swallowing, shallow, all around
bag...among far too many other moral shortcomings to
Oh...and one other thing...you are not now, were, or ever will be
funny or insightful as Hyatte or Flea. Hell, even Hyatte is not
funny as Hyatte anymore. But, you never have come close.
this will have any true effect on you since your shallowness
measure and you will undoubtedly retreat to the safety of
your mountain of
dvds of sweaty, young, flipping circus seals and
shared IMs with Feinstein,
but it needed to be said by someone for a
long time now.
you are not funny, smart, hip, or heterosexual. You are a
excuse for a human being...who, no matter how much
material and excess or
young boys you surround yourself with...has to
look in the mirror and know
that you have to call Wade Keller your
boss and, worst of f*cking all, you
don't even rate above McNeil in
the pecking order of that pathetic site. And
you are a load your mom
should have swallowed.
Jonah Woodson Hex (a.k.a. Kevin Grant)
PS: GumGod sucks worse than a Guttman
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