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Welcome to "Ripped From The Headlinez"
GumGod's wonderful world of outrageous news stories.

Click the links to get THE ONLY NEWS THAT'S FIT TO PRINT!

bulletHurricane Dennis Strikes the WWE
bulletSteph McMahon's Topless Photo Cover-up!

bulletKurt Angle at WrestleMania, egg on IWC's face

bulletGay Sheep Explain the Biology of Wrestling Fans

bulletIWC Sends Writer to the Iraqi Front Lines

bulletWill Bob Sapp Invade Iraq?
bullet Maryland Sniper warns police that 'Raw Sucks'


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